swampkhaleesi:

im sorry

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do u address the meme king 

u madjesty

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

ashketchurn:

i put the sad in quesadilla

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

gnarly:

fabulousonline:

this will never not be funny

imagine

gnarly:

fabulousonline:

this will never not be funny

imagine

Reminder #1: Food is my medicine and nourishment for my body
Reminder #2: It is perfectly okay to eat above and beyond my mealplan.
Reminder #3: Normal people eat more on some days. It doesn't hurt them, and it won't hurt me either.

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.